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"ahhh, but the servant waits... while the master baits!"
-history of the world part I
"no, sir. i didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
-spaceballs
"what knockers!" "oh.. sank you, doctor"
or
"dr. frankenstein?" "fronkensteen" "you're puttin' me on" "it's pronounced 'fronkensteen'" "do you also say fro-der-rick?" "no, it's frederick." "well, why isn't it froderick fronkensteen?" "because it's frederick fronkensteen. you must be igor." "no, it's pronounced 'eye-gore'" "but they told me it was igor" "well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"
-young frankenstein
-history of the world part I
"no, sir. i didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
-spaceballs
"what knockers!" "oh.. sank you, doctor"
or
"dr. frankenstein?" "fronkensteen" "you're puttin' me on" "it's pronounced 'fronkensteen'" "do you also say fro-der-rick?" "no, it's frederick." "well, why isn't it froderick fronkensteen?" "because it's frederick fronkensteen. you must be igor." "no, it's pronounced 'eye-gore'" "but they told me it was igor" "well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"
-young frankenstein
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Re: mel brooks movies
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 12:50 PM"It's good to be the King"
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Re: mel brooks movies
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 12:54 PM"Excuse me while I whip this out!"
"Someone's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
-Blazing Saddles
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Re: mel brooks movies
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 1:15 PMAhhh... Blazing Saddles, the only movie that is funnier censored... I've never seen such constant dubbing outside of foreign films... -
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Re: mel brooks movies
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 2:12 PMi dunno, i thought the pulp fiction they showed on network TV was damned funny...
and i love tremors on NBC. "judas priest!" i think i should start using that as my new epithet... -
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Re: mel brooks movies
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 4:50 PMBecause, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can talk with an English accent
"Interesting name, Latrine, how did your family come by it? We changed it in the 9th century. Wait, you changed your name to Latrine? Yeah, it used to be Shithouse."
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Re: mel brooks movies
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 7:21 PMWe're men! (Manly men!) We're men in tites! (Tight tites!)
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Re: mel brooks movies
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 8:44 PMthat's tight tights there, homey.
"fuck! even in the future nothing works!" -spaceballs
"occupation?"
"gladiator."
"did you kill last week?"
"no."
"did you try to kill last week?"
"yes."
"now listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. either you kill someone next week, or we're gonna have to change your status."
"occupation?"
"stand-up philosopher."
"what?"
"stand-up philosopher! i coalesce the vapors of the human experience and change it into a viable form."
"oh... a bullshit artist! did you bullshit last week?"...
-history of the world part I -
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Re: mel brooks movies
Wed, June 23, 2004 - 2:21 AM"I'm surrounded by assholes."
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
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Re: mel brooks movies
Wed, June 23, 2004 - 6:17 AM"We ain't found SHIT!"
"I hate yogurt, even with strawberries."
Spaceballs
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Re: mel brooks movies
Wed, June 23, 2004 - 10:11 AM"i bet she gives GREAT helmet." -spaceballs
"ixnay on the ottenray." -young frankenstein
"i am frau blucher...(neigh)" -YF -
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Re: mel brooks movies
Wed, June 23, 2004 - 12:29 PM"Where are all the white women at?"
-Blazing Saddles
"I'm sittin flickin chicken and I looking through the pickins and suddenly these guy break down my vall. I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and started playing PingPong wit my balls. Oy, the agony. Ooh, the pain...to make my privates public for a game..."
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Re: mel brooks movies
Wed, June 23, 2004 - 4:38 PM"whatsa matta, colonel sanders? CHICKEN?!?"
the whole dialogue is great:
"how many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?"
"YO!"
"i knew it, i'm surrounded by assholes... keep firing, assholes!"
"it's spaceball one.... they've gone to plaid!"
"my...brains....are...going...into...my...feet...!"
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