Monty Python and the Holy Grail

topic posted Sun, December 7, 2003 - 7:10 PM by  Unsubscribed
Bridgekeeper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I...I don't know that! Aaaagghhh!
Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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  • Dingo: Here in Castle Antraz we have but one punishment for setting light the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
    Girls: A spanking! A spanking!
    Dingo: Spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like...And then, spank me.
    Girls: And me! And me! An me!
    Dingo: Yes, yes. You must give us all a good spanking.
    Girls: A spanking! A spanking! We're gonna get a spanking tonight!
    Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex!
    Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer!
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    Listen. Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of governmen. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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