Monty Python and the Holy Grail

topic posted Sun, December 7, 2003 - 7:10 PM by  Unsubscribed
Bridgekeeper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I...I don't know that! Aaaagghhh!
Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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  • Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Sat, January 17, 2004 - 2:59 PM
    Dingo: Here in Castle Antraz we have but one punishment for setting light the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
    Girls: A spanking! A spanking!
    Dingo: Spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like...And then, spank me.
    Girls: And me! And me! An me!
    Dingo: Yes, yes. You must give us all a good spanking.
    Girls: A spanking! A spanking! We're gonna get a spanking tonight!
    Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex!
    Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer!
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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Thu, January 22, 2004 - 5:44 PM
    Listen. Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of governmen. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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    Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Mon, September 6, 2004 - 2:30 PM
    There ought to be a law that quoting this film is absolutley forbidden, due to the constant and incessant repetition by every community theatre doing, SCA fighting, living in their parent's basement, lack of sunlight getting, no social skill having, absolute socially inept being, seen it so many damn times that they absolutely strip anyone of any enjoyment of this film cretins!!!!

    but maybe i am overstating things abit ;)

    then again....maybe not

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