"Don't call that dog Lifesaver - call him Shithead!"
"Okay..come on Shithead!"
"P.S. Is Grandma still farting?"
"I may be able to send more money soon, as I am expecting extra work: she promised me a blow job."
"Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me." "I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere."
"Okay..come on Shithead!"
"P.S. Is Grandma still farting?"
"I may be able to send more money soon, as I am expecting extra work: she promised me a blow job."
"Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me." "I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere."
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Re: The Jerk
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 9:11 PM"Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
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Re: The Jerk
Mon, February 27, 2006 - 6:33 PMThis is why I rewatch the Jerk. Just for this scene... this scene and her "Slippery When Wet" tatt... and the moment when he is reading the letter that is wet and illegible... that and the Poor Young Black Child moment...
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Re: The Jerk
Fri, February 3, 2006 - 6:31 PMNavin: . . . . Can I ask you a personal question? (Steve Martin)
Marie: What is it? (Bernadette Peters)
Navin: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.
Marie: Kind of.
Navin: I know this is our first date but, do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me?
Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin: That's too bad. Do you think it's possible that someday you can make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows. Maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
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Re: The Jerk
Sun, February 26, 2006 - 1:45 PM"I'm picking out a thermos for youuuuuuuu!" -
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Re: The Jerk
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Re: The Jerk
Mon, February 27, 2006 - 8:34 AM"That's what he takes us for. TWO BOOBS!"
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