Wadsworth: ...and to make a long story short...
All: Too late!
Cop: This man's drunk. Dead drunk.
Miss Scarlet: Dead right!
Cop: You're not going to drive home, are you?
Professor Plum: He won't be driving home, officer, I promise you that!
Cop: Somebody will give him a lift, huh?
Miss Scarlet: Oh, we'll- we'll- we'll get him a car!
Professor Plum: A long black car!
Miss Scarlet: [punches him in the stomach] A limousine!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft strong and disposable.
Communism was just a red herring.
All: Too late!
Cop: This man's drunk. Dead drunk.
Miss Scarlet: Dead right!
Cop: You're not going to drive home, are you?
Professor Plum: He won't be driving home, officer, I promise you that!
Cop: Somebody will give him a lift, huh?
Miss Scarlet: Oh, we'll- we'll- we'll get him a car!
Professor Plum: A long black car!
Miss Scarlet: [punches him in the stomach] A limousine!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft strong and disposable.
Communism was just a red herring.
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Re: Clue
Wed, October 24, 2007 - 10:25 AMMe too! I also drink the cognac! Mon Dieu! -
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Wed, October 24, 2007 - 1:17 PM"I had to stop her from screaming..."
"I'm going home to sleep with my wife!" -
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Thu, October 25, 2007 - 8:06 PM"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
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Re: Clue
Tue, October 30, 2007 - 12:22 PM"THAT'S RIGHT! Well if it wasn't you who was it? Who had the dagger anyway? It was YOU Mrs. Peacock!"
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Tue, October 30, 2007 - 12:32 PM"I am your singing telegr-- bang!" -
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Wed, October 31, 2007 - 8:27 PM"What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
No, just death, isn't that enough?" -
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Re: Clue
Thu, November 1, 2007 - 6:53 PM~One plus two plus two plus one.
~Un uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier, that's one plus two plus one plus one.
~Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not "one plus two plus one plus one."
and the best line of all: "Now I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife." -
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Thu, November 1, 2007 - 7:19 PMOh we cannot forget.....
"Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... fee... flames... flames... on the side of my face... heaving... breathless... heaving breaths..." -
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Fri, November 2, 2007 - 12:43 PM"One day Wadsworth, when we're alone together...."
"Mrs. White. No man in his right mind would be alone together with you."
"and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, ....."
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 10:05 PMRe: "THIS IS WAR PEACOCK!"
-- "You can't make an omelete without breaking some eggs, any cook will tell you that."
Mrs. Peacock- "But look what happened to the cook!"
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Re: Clue
Sat, February 23, 2008 - 11:33 PMMrs. Peacock: Go away.
The Chief: But your souls are in danger.
Mrs. Peacock: Our lives are in danger, you beatnik!
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