GAME OVER MAN!!!!!!!

sorry, had to shout it just like the guy did in Aliens.

Sacrface, 1983. Tony and Manolo, shooting the shit at the ice cream stand...

Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.

When I'm having one of those days at work...

Airplane. Lloyd Bridges comtemplating his vices in the face of a trying crisis...

Lloyd: I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.

Come on, fuckos. Let's go for a ride.

- DeNiro in Goodfellas


"Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em. "

-- Repo Man

YOU GOT SHIT!!

- Tommy Lee Jones as Dwight McCluskey in Natural Born Killers

300

Our arrows will blot out the sun.

Then we will fight in the shade!

"Waters wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets."

I think it is from The Last Boy Scout ?

"Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!"
from Platoon

"We will always have Parrs"....

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

"Here's another NICE mess you've gotten me into."


Oliver Hardy

here's one i find myself saying every once in a while

"it's a moral imperitive" from Real Genius.. back when Val was the love of my imaginary life

..damnit- did i spell imperitive right?

"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better"
Mae West as Tira - I'm No Angel

The Year of Living Dangerously, 1982.

Linda Hunt co-stars as a male photographer, Billy Kwan, attached to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's Jakarta office chronicling the pivotal events in the formation of modern Indonesia. In a rare dry moment of the film, giving voice to a distinction rarely verbalized with any clarity...

Billy Kwan: "If it's in focus, it's pornography, if it's out of focus, it's art."

"Anything less than extraordinary is a waste of my time".. anyone seen Dream For An Insomniac?

"I've come for the woman....and your head!!
The Rock
The Scorpion King

Many small quotes from an obscure gem called Pass the Ammo, in which Tim Curry plays a crooked Arkansas televangelist. Such as:

"There's =always= a way to amortize your losses." (Spoken by Curry's character to one of the criminals holding him hostage, as they discuss financial portfolios).

"Wind took it." (Spoken by one of the townsfolk to her son, as she watches the trajectory of the mortar shell they just fired at the church - you really have to see this movie).

And, from I (heart) Huckabees:

"What African guy?"
"Exactly!"

"You're clever...how's that working for you?"
Fight Club (silly movie, great quote)

"We're gonna have to pump your stomach."
"Do I have to be there?"
Postcards from the Edge

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
Godfather (I know, I know...they hijacked the quote from Sun-Tzu and it's become cliche, but it's still cool... and true)

Another done-to-death Godfather quote:
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Never underestimate the power of denial."
American Beauty

" If there's one thing I know it's never mess with Mother Nature, mother-in-laws, or mother-freakin' Ukrainians. "-"The Italian Job". I sometimes remind my friend about this one, since she's part Ukrainian...

" Now, let's go out there, and meet some great contestants. And I don't just mean talented, I mean human. And by human, I mean flawed, and by flawed, I mean freaks...bring me some freaks. "-Hugh Grant, in "American Dreamz"

" People that talk in metaphors oughta' shampoo my crotch. "- Jack Nicholson, in "As Good as it Gets". I have to remind myself about this one all the time, since I tend to express myself mainly through metaphors...

" WHEN U'VE GOT THEM BY THE BALLS...their hearts are meant to follow. "-Lara Flynn Boyle,in " Land of the Blind "-this quote kills!

" With the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth: the critic "-Mel Brooks,in "History of the World"

Harrison Ford:
"I'm innocent!"

Tommy Lee Jones:
"I don't care!"

Words to live by...

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. ~Tyler Durden

But first you have to give up. First, you have to know, not fear, know that someday you are going to die. Until you know that, you are useless.
~Tyler Durden

Without Pain, without Sacrifice, we would have NOthing!
~Jack

THose are the ones that got me there my illness and got me living free'r now more then ever! I Fucking loved that movie from the day it released!
GO Fight Club!!

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
COOL HAND LUKE

"Do you suck dicks?"
FULL METAL JACKET

"Hey, I'm back!"
THE COLOUR OF MONEY

"I ain't no white thrash piece of shit. I'm better than you al. I can out-learn you, I can out-read you, I can out-think you, I can out-philosophize you, and I'm gonna out-last you."

Robert De Niro - CAPE FEAR.

"You think you're big time? You've got to fucking die big time! Are you ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!"

- Carlito's Way.

"Say Hello to the bad guy."
- SCARFACE.

"I believe in America."
- THE GODFATHER.

"Do you want to be on top, or bottom?"
- Jack Nicholson (Witches of Eastwick).

I love using this when friends are whining...

"You know I love you more than my luggage" from Steel Magnolias

and I just love this one too....

"Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!"

Liv Tyler as Faye in 'That Thing You Do' : " Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight. "
Sad to say, but it's a lesson learned and taken to heart.

"I have nipples, can you milk me Focker?"
Robert De Niro- Meet the Parents

"Piss on him, i never liked the sombitch anyway"
Rhinestone

"You just may be a star because when it comes right down to it, a star ain't nothing but a big ball of gas."
Dolly Parton to Sylvester Stallone in Rhinestone

"Have fun storming the castle!" --Princess Bride

Alabama: Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.

"Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your God so weak, so flimsy? For shame!"
"Conversation, like certain parts of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.."
Both the Marquis de Sade in the movie Quills...:)

We all say these, don’t we?
“You know how to whistle don’t you? you just put your lips together and blow” To Have and Have Not
“That's going to leave a mark” Spaceballs (But I didn’t know that until I googled it)
"I'll be back" the Terminator
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world…”
"Don't call me Shirley!" Airplane

How about these?
“All I need is my lamp, my chair, and my dog shithead” The Jerk
"Feed me! (sometimes Feed me Seymore!") Little Shop of Horrors
“No matter where you go, there you are” Buckaroo Bonzai and the 8th dimension
That’s BigbooTAY! (John Bigboote)- Bonzai and the 8th dimension

"Inconceivable!" Princess Bride
"Walk this way. No! THIS way" Young Frankenstein
““Lesbian” is just another word for "women in comfortable shoes."” Robin Williams Good Morning Viet Nam (used that today)

Python;
“I fart in your general direction”
“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”
"Bring us a Shrubbery" (believe it or not, I use this quite often)
“'Tis but a scratch'
'A scratch?! Your arm's off!''”
“Life’s a piece of shit, if you look at it” “Always look on the bright side of life”

“Our chief weapon in fear and surprise. Our 2 chief weapons are fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the pope” Paraphrased from Monty Python when I realize I’m listing more things than I expected.

"Your mother's an astronaut!"
- WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP.

"You know the funny thing that happens when someone throws a grenade? Everybody ducks."
- THE TWO JAKES.

from Madagascar(2005) and Madagascar 2:Escape to Africa(2008):

King Julian, the lemur:

"Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see you have insulted the FREAK?"

"They are just..a bunch of pansies!(...) Come on, everybody! Let's meet the pansies!"

"All we have to do..is wait until they are deep in their sleep(...)how much longer is this going to take?!"

"The Foosa will come back and eat us, because we are all STEAK!"

"We have the people!..(showing a pilot's skeleton hanging from a tree).Don't you love the people?..Not a very lively bunch, are they...?"

"Look at this. Who would leave a perfectly good head lying around?"

"I love that happy little head..."


Skipper, the penguin:

"Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?"

"You, higher mammal! Do.You.Read?"

"We killed them, and ate their livers..."

"Cute and cuddly, boys...cute, and cuddly!"

"that's got to be the second largest slingshot I've ever seen! But it's got to do..."(before the plane launch)

"Kowalski, casualty report.(Kowalski:only 2 passengers are unaccounted for, sir)...Well, that's a number I can live with...great landing, boys! Who said penguins can't fly?"

random quotes:

"My life is half gone, and I don't even know if I'm white with black stripes, or black with white stripes..."

"I'll miss you, fuzz buckets!"

"shut up, shut up! We're not all nocturnal, you know.."

"Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey!"

Okay. It is not a movie, it is a miniseries..

But it has crept in of late :)

From Part Part 6 "Bastogne" in "BAND OF BROTHERS"

Captain Winters, "we're paratroopers; we're supposed to be surrounded."

Neville Bartos: There's no cash here. Here there's no cash, alright? Cash *no*, Robbo?
Robbo: No cash.

Chopper (2000)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0221073/quotes

So many great lines in Scarface that even Harris Yulin scored big time with "Every day above ground is a good day"

You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

-- Lauren Bacall, "To Have And To Have Not"