Movie Quotes That Have Infiltrated Your Life

GAME OVER MAN!!!!!!!

sorry, had to shout it just like the guy did in Aliens.

Sacrface, 1983. Tony and Manolo, shooting the shit at the ice cream stand...

Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.

When I'm having one of those days at work...

Airplane. Lloyd Bridges comtemplating his vices in the face of a trying crisis...

Lloyd: I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.

Come on, fuckos. Let's go for a ride.

- DeNiro in Goodfellas


"Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em. "

-- Repo Man

YOU GOT SHIT!!

- Tommy Lee Jones as Dwight McCluskey in Natural Born Killers

300

Our arrows will blot out the sun.

Then we will fight in the shade!

"Waters wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets."

I think it is from The Last Boy Scout ?

"Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!"
from Platoon

"We will always have Parrs"....

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

"Here's another NICE mess you've gotten me into."


Oliver Hardy

here's one i find myself saying every once in a while

"it's a moral imperitive" from Real Genius.. back when Val was the love of my imaginary life

..damnit- did i spell imperitive right?

"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better"
Mae West as Tira - I'm No Angel

The Year of Living Dangerously, 1982.

Linda Hunt co-stars as a male photographer, Billy Kwan, attached to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's Jakarta office chronicling the pivotal events in the formation of modern Indonesia. In a rare dry moment of the film, giving voice to a distinction rarely verbalized with any clarity...

Billy Kwan: "If it's in focus, it's pornography, if it's out of focus, it's art."

"Anything less than extraordinary is a waste of my time".. anyone seen Dream For An Insomniac?

"I've come for the woman....and your head!!
The Rock
The Scorpion King

Many small quotes from an obscure gem called Pass the Ammo, in which Tim Curry plays a crooked Arkansas televangelist. Such as:

"There's =always= a way to amortize your losses." (Spoken by Curry's character to one of the criminals holding him hostage, as they discuss financial portfolios).

"Wind took it." (Spoken by one of the townsfolk to her son, as she watches the trajectory of the mortar shell they just fired at the church - you really have to see this movie).

And, from I (heart) Huckabees:

"What African guy?"
"Exactly!"

"You're clever...how's that working for you?"
Fight Club (silly movie, great quote)

"We're gonna have to pump your stomach."
"Do I have to be there?"
Postcards from the Edge

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
Godfather (I know, I know...they hijacked the quote from Sun-Tzu and it's become cliche, but it's still cool... and true)

Another done-to-death Godfather quote:
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Never underestimate the power of denial."
American Beauty

" If there's one thing I know it's never mess with Mother Nature, mother-in-laws, or mother-freakin' Ukrainians. "-"The Italian Job". I sometimes remind my friend about this one, since she's part Ukrainian...

" Now, let's go out there, and meet some great contestants. And I don't just mean talented, I mean human. And by human, I mean flawed, and by flawed, I mean freaks...bring me some freaks. "-Hugh Grant, in "American Dreamz"

" People that talk in metaphors oughta' shampoo my crotch. "- Jack Nicholson, in "As Good as it Gets". I have to remind myself about this one all the time, since I tend to express myself mainly through metaphors...

" WHEN U'VE GOT THEM BY THE BALLS...their hearts are meant to follow. "-Lara Flynn Boyle,in " Land of the Blind "-this quote kills!

" With the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth: the critic "-Mel Brooks,in "History of the World"

Harrison Ford:
"I'm innocent!"

Tommy Lee Jones:
"I don't care!"

Words to live by...

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. ~Tyler Durden

But first you have to give up. First, you have to know, not fear, know that someday you are going to die. Until you know that, you are useless.
~Tyler Durden

Without Pain, without Sacrifice, we would have NOthing!
~Jack

THose are the ones that got me there my illness and got me living free'r now more then ever! I Fucking loved that movie from the day it released!
GO Fight Club!!